Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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