I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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