I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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