I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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