he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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