wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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