walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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