I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I did not marry a roomba.
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