But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
love makes seman taste better
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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