I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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