I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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