we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize
