I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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