adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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