One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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