I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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