please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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