your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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