It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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