Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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