i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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