Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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