its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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