blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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