She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I enjoy the company of your penis
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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