Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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