Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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