Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
she looked like the before picture.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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