In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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