the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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