I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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