had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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