i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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