NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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