She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
All I want is dick and wine.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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