Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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