Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
