I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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