well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm at about main and main street
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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