Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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