I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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