this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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