normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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