no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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