Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
