and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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