we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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