I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
tell me about the eggs
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
