Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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