It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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