That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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