If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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