who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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