there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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