I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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